You probably clicked on this thinking, “How the hell am I going to learn a life lesson from a damn banana when, in all my years of living on this beautiful planet, I’ve made countless mistakes and yet I still haven’t learned anything? Oh, and I also still need my mother when I’m sick.” Well, this banana experiment is actually genius, and you’ll be thanking me later for quite the incredible life lesson. You can send me flowers at 152 sugarvalley road. I like Gerbers. Lots of Gerbers.